From: Dragon lite 


You Know You're A Cat Person When...


You don't consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
Your clothes are full of pin holes.
You consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

You apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
You have to stop yourself from crooning to people who are upset.
You snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to
sit down.

You can distinguish between every cat in the house, in pitch blackness, by
the texture of their fur and the sound of their purrs when they climb into
bed with you.
You are mobbed by all the dogs in the neighborhood when you go on a walk
because you smell so much like cats.
You sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle
looking soooo cute!

You make best friends with even the grumpiest of cats while their owner
stands there saying "Oh, she never likes anyone!"
You accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.

You feel guilty when you can't remember all your best friend's cats'
names.... even though she has thirty of 'em.
You decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
Your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."

Your opinion of friends, relatives and coworkers is determined largely by
how they take care of their cats.
You accidentally step on a friend's cat's tail, and you feel so bad that you
take treats with you next time you visit, as a peace offering.
You refer to your cat as your furry child.

You have birthday parties for your cats.
You feel guilty because you don't brush your cats' teeth.
You carry pictures of your cats in your wallet and show them to anyone who
will look.

You plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
You set a place at the dinner table for your cat.
You have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and
"Kitty's."

Your mother refers to your cats as her "Grandkitties" .
You call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
You spend more on vet bills then you do on car insurance.

You have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.
You and kitty have matching outfits.
Your cat eats better than you do, in fact, they eat gourmet food while you
live on mac'n'cheese.

You never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
You chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the catbox.
You are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

You meow so well, you confuse the cats.
You bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional
differences  between 9-Lives and Amore at length.
You accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!



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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.



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Rai,

Fixed! I think, huneybun...  :)

PDQ.
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