From: Rai A
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Signs Your Spouse Is Sleeping With Santa

* Instead of cookies and milk, she leaves out a fifth of Scotch and edible panties.

* Comes home with tinsel stuck between her teeth and Claus marks on her back.

* Of the 200 presents for her under the tree, you bought three of them.

* Never very adventuresome in bed, she suddenly asks if you want to do it
"reindeer style."

* Her picture is prominently featured on santasbitches.com.

* Every day after work, elves block you in traffic to keep you from getting
home too early.

* She's shaved her pubic hair into the shape of a little chimney.

* Tells you that you would look a lot sexier if you grew a beard and added
150 pounds.

* Every December 24th it's the same routine: She puts on a teddy and sits
on the roof.

* Her ears perk up every time she hears Ho Ho Ho!


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


      

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