From: Rai A
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A Message From Santa

Dear Friends,
 
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this
year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for
me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we
had a little problem.


The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the
10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids
a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird
things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, calling birds,
French hens, turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my
sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this Mrs.. Claus is going through
menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay
liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled
Christmas for the 5th of January.


Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the
things you want.


This year I suggest you get your asses down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone.


Love,

Santa


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


      

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