From: Dragon lite
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      She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases.



On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.



On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining
room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted
on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviare, and a bottle of Chardonnay.



When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a
few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviare, into the hollow of the
curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.



When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners
were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end
they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.



Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to
work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench
any longer and decided to move.



A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not
find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the
local realtors refused to return their calls.



Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a
new place.



The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her
the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she
missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce
settlement in exchange for getting the house back.



Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price
that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth - but only if she
were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his
lawyers delivered the paperwork.



A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched
the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. To add insult
to the injury he did to his wife, he instructed the movers to take
everything -- even the curtain rods....

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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf



Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


     
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