It's been a good week in politics.

1.  Obama heads to Dover to welcome home 18 of our people who were killed in
Afghanistan this week.  Now that Obama has rescinded the ban on news people
covering the goings on at Dover, the visit turns into a photo op instead of
an opportunity to spend some quiet time with families.  The situation turned
out exactly like Obama wanted it to.

2.  Cigar Willy heads down to New Jersey "ta give a tawk" in
support of John
Corzine.  He drawls that the title of his "tawk" ought to be
"why is this
even a race?"  He then tells us all the great things the former Goldman
Sachs CEO has done "fer tha children" of Jersey but makes no mention of the
onerous taxes Jerseyites pay or the state of New Jersey cities.

3.  Meanwhile, the shrew Cigar married insults both this country and
Pakistan during unscripted remarks.  She hints that Pakistan is in cahoots
with the Taliban at the same time she tells of opposing her own government
for eight years.  She tops off her remarks by saying that the comaprison
between the government now and when GW was president is the difference
between light and dark.  Racist.

4.  Not happy with a media war on one front, the Obama administration
declares war on edmunds.com, a site that covers the car industry, for its
report that Cash for Clunkers was not successful.  These dumbasses fail to
realize that the edmunds report noted that the car industry is recovering
faster than expected.  There are some mighty thin skins in the White House.

5.  Ruperth Murdoch owns the only daily newspaper in the US that did not
report a loss of subscribers this year.  The NYT and LA Times, house organs
of the Obama administration, both report double digit losses in readership.
The AJC, another Obama house organ, fell off the top 25 list of newspapers.
The Wall Street Journal is now the largest selling daily newspaper in the
United States.

6.  In other Murdoch news, Fox News now has the ratings of CNN and MSNBC
combined.  Fox is the number one news network in the country and CNN is at
the bottom.  There is a connection between items 5 and 6 on this list and
not a single liberal in Fido is smart enough to see it.

7.  Harry Reid is in the fight of his life for re-election, so he announces
a plan that allows states to opt out of the "pulic option" in the Senate's
health care bill.  Nobody in Washington has any idea what the worm is
talking about.

8.  Sting, a member of the most overrated band in history, tells us that
Obama is God sent.  There is nothing I can add to this.

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