-> Looks like those who don't have to rely on invisible imaginary beings are
-> happier.

Well now, daggummit, lookie here! Religion ain't t' make ya happy, theys
supposed to set you free!

 
-> A new study (pdf) into the correlation between religious belief and
-> contentment and security

That study, which began in July of 12,609 B.C., is #12,435,768, of which
12,435,767 so far have been found not to know their ass from a hole on the
ground.

"Religious belief"! A general thing sorta spread around a little thicker
among the sufis and Jains, thinner with Christians and Hindus? They studied
the LEVELS of religious belief?

 shows that the less religious a society is the
-> happier and more secure it becomes.

THAT is hilarious! 
That report was stolen from a term paper by Miss Susan Weeble, of the
Joseph Fingerbergerstein Rasmughiggen Elementry School in Dismal Seepage
Saskatchewan, 1974


-> 
-> The study, by Gregory Paul

Who should be whipped to death, as effrontery should be a capital crime.


, published in Evolutionary Psychology Journal

I'm going to look that one up...

-> puts paid to the widely touted notion that without religion society
would
-> collapse.

...But far more importantly, if papers like his aren't published HIS income
would collapse :-)

Yeah! Who needs morels, anyway? They just keep getting in your way. and are
generally not very profitable.


 According to Mr Paul

A poem
Ahem
To Mr Paul for his rigour in helping to explain diversity in society and
how you can mistake cause for effect:


A saint
He Aint

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