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echo: aust_avtech
to: Vicki Crawford
from: Gaelyne Gasson
date: 1996-09-24 23:34:00
subject: Beware the sentient chili

G'day Vicki,

Monday September 23 1996 21:13, Roy Mcneill wrote to Vicki Crawford:

 RM> Hi Vicki
 RM>
 VC>> I also threw in some Zucchini, Peas, Carrots (do you know it
 RM>
 RM> Beware of zucchinis. Their sex life can be unsettling.
 RM>
 RM> I found that fewer than 4 or 5 plants resulted in poor
 RM> pollination, so I usually planted 8, in four groups of two. They
 RM> grew, and flowered, and made fruit, and all was good. Then they
 RM> really warmed up, and for about five weeks I was picking five or
 RM> six good sized fruit per *day*, nonstop. We did all sorts of
 RM> things with them - fried zucchini, boiled zucchini, stirfried
 RM> zucchini, zucchini with meat, zucchini with sausages, zucchini
 RM> with veges, zucchini with fruit, zucchini flowers, zucchini
 RM> sculptures, zucchini punch, zucchini lemonade, zucchini cat food
 RM> (not a great success), zucchini icecream (even less so), zucchini
 RM> filler for stews and stuffing, zucchini neighbour ("Hey Neighbour!
 RM> Have some nice fresh zucchini!" This wore out around week 3),

And don't even think about trying it on me.  The growing season just
ended here and the man across the street kept us in tomatoes (no
complaints there), eggplant, yellow squash (zucchini of a different
colour) and zucchini all season.  Heck without even having a garden we
ended up with zucchini compost too.

 RM> You have been warned.

And now it's too late to panic.  :-)

Cheers,
Gaelyne

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