From: Dragon lite 
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Home Security System ~ Southern Style.

  1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of
'em in the house.

Better wait outside.

"Cooter"

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