From: "Roy McNeill" 
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(taken from a 1981 Wizard of Id magazine)

The wizard is reading a magazine in his basement, with his ghost watching. He says:
"Why are women always complaining about the way men treat them?
.... we work from dawn to dark ....
.... we buy them nice homes and furniture ....
.... we give them furs and jewels ....
.... we don't even look at other women ...
WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM US??? "

The ghost takes the magazine, and says:
"According to their latest demands,
.... a two week football season."


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