It's been a good week in politics:

1.  Congressional democrats siphon off $2.6 billion from the Army's O&M
budget to fund useless pork projects around the country, including one
project named for that great pro-military patriot, Ted Kennedy.

2.  The five Norwegians who award the Nobel Peace Prize make it a further
laughingstock by giving it to Barack Obama.  They've given the Prize to a
terrorist - why not an incompetent, eh?  Obama looks puzzled at the
announcement.

3.  Both the Huffington Post and CNN retract claims that Rush Limbaugh
actually said the racist things attributed to him by some moonbat blogger.
Sports has become politicized as personified by that fucking creep Keith
Olbermann.

4.  Ubermoonbat and Clinton rumpswab Ted Turner, once the richest man in the
country, is down to about $1.7 billion, and he's bitching about it, claiming
that he can no longer run with the big dogs.

5.  Speaking of Cigar Willy, he shows up at the President's Cup to be in the
presence of better men than he will ever be and claims a 14 handicap during
an interview (yeah, right).  Golf is a game of manners and intergrity, and
Mulligan Willy belongs nowhere near it.  During the openeing ceremonies for
the tournament, the American team asks George HW Bush to sit with them -
Cigar is nowhere to be found.  We won the President's Cup, by the way.  The
International team was captained by Clinton rumpswab Greg Norman.

6.  Obama and the democrat congress have now spent $9 million for every day
of human existence since Christ walked the Earth, but Obama tells a man down
in New Orleans that he can't just write a check to repair Katrina damage.
Why not?  He's written checks to every other special interest on the
country.

7.  Gen. Stan McChrystal, Obama's hand-picked commander of our Afghan
operation, still waits for an answer while the commander in chief dances
with some Latin hottie.  The big ole broad he married gives Obama the cold
shoulder when he sits down after the dance.  These are truly classless,
pedestrian people.

8.  Anita Dunn, Obama's flakey communications director, cites Mao Tse Tung
as one of her favorite political philosophers.  Then she goes off on some
rambling attack of Fox News.  Has anyone in this administration read the
Constitution, or is it just a goddam piece of paper to them?  By the way,
historians estimated that Mao exterminated 40-70 million Chinese - not able
get closer than the nearest 30 million.

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