It's been a good week in politics:

1.  As the country's unemployment rate approaches 10 percent, the
HopetyChange Express, with fat-ass Oprah Winfrey in tow, heads to Copenhagen
in an effort to charm the world into locating the 2016 Olympics in Chicago.
The world tells President HopetyChange to pack sand, eliminating the Windy
City in the first round of voting.  Chicago Olympics 2016?  No, We Can't!

2.  The dinosaur media melts down over this news.  The NYT editorial
praising Obama for his "courage," disparages George W. Bush.  One barking
moonbat on CNN BLAMED GW for Obama's dismal failure.  One delusional writer
actually said that losing the Olympics was a net good for Obama because he
won't be associated with the "inevitable corruption" surrounding anything
that goes on in Chicago.  The Washinton Post concentrates its coverage on
the fab glam way Michelle the Vapid Clothes Horse was dressed for the
occasion, speaking of which...

3.  Sergeant First Class Jared Monti died in battle while simultaneously
trying to save a buddy and repelling an insurgent attack.  For his actions,
this country presented Jared with the Medal of Honor.  During the ceremony
in which men and women from Jared's unit attended in their dress uniforms,
Michelle Obama show up in some loud red sleeveless outfit with mismatching
blue "kitten" shoes.  To say that this garrish woman's outfit was
inappropriate to the occasion does only approximate justice to the word
"inappropriate."  She is a truly classless woman.

4.  During Obama's failed trip to Copenhagen, the Commander in Chief meets
with his Afghanistan commander for, get this, 25 minutes - less than a half
hour.  There is nothing I can add to this.

5.  David Letterman, liberal darling and Obama Rumpswab, admits on the air
that he is fucking the hired help.  The shitstain's audience cheers this
news.  There is nothing I can add to this.

6.  Slick Willy BFF and PGA nemesis Greg Norman has announced that he and
the homebreaking Chris Everett have separated.  They were married for a
whole 15 months (the good news here is that the original Mrs. Norman, the
one who stood by her scumbag husband and had his children, got $100 million
in their divorce settlement).

7.  Whatever happened to Mrs. Cigar Willy?

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