From: Rai A
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Top 10 Santa Pick-Up Lines

10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
 9.  Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
 8.  I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
 7.  Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
 6.  I know when you've been bad or good--so let's skip the small talk, sister!
 5.  Some of my best toys run on batteries...  
 4.  Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?  (Well, that's what
the Mrs. calls it ...)
 3.  I see you when you`re sleeping and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
 2.  Screw the "nice" list I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
 1.  Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

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Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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