> What a lousy excuse.

 NP> I was too weak after continuous wild nights with a 22 year old
 NP> nymphomaniac. Any better ??

  That's a *much* better excuse! It's no wonder you're ruined.

  I thought a continuous belt was wild nights with a 22 year old
nymphomaniac. Imagine my disappointment when it was delivered and it
turned out to be a rubber thing on rollers.

 > Why don't you train your poofy Chihuahua to type?

 NP> Her ladyship is a Samoyed. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's what
 NP> dogs eat! 

  Samoyed, Chihuahua.... I knew it was one of those poofy little dogs.

 > I'll make sure I add a few insults especially for you... I'll try
 > to think up something really awful.

 NP> It would probably only be close to reality.

  In that case I'll insult your dog... Lady Hairy Petersen de PAL.

Regards,
Bob
     
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