Hi! All,

Technological Doctor
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One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess
I should see a doctor."

His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store
that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in
a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and
tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00."

The guy figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the
sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise
andvarious lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small
slip of paper which read:

You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labour.
It will be better in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it
would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer
could be fooled.

He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top
it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store,
located the computer, poured in thisample and deposited the $10.00. The
machine again made the usual noises,flashedlights, and printed out the
following analysis:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

And.... if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better!

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

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