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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2010-11-28 11:47:38
subject: The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women

Hi! All,

Especially for my friend David...

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women
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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favoured over a woman....



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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