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| subject: | The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women |
Hi! All, Especially for my friend David... The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women ---------------------------------------------- #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favoured over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN =:) Cheers, Paul. .... No smoke or sparks! ...Hmmm... Must be a software problem then... --- Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.9.1.15) Gecko/20101027 Thunder* Origin: Quinn's Post - Maryborough, Queensland, OZ (3:640/384) SEEN-BY: 633/104 260 267 640/296 384 954 1010 1674 690/682 734 712/848 800/432 @PATH: 640/384 954 633/260 267 |
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