From: Dragon lite 
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                    BANNED FROM WALMART 

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. 

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... 

After Mr. and Mrs. Muehlmann retired, Mrs. Muehlmann insisted that her
husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. 

Unfortunately, Mr. Muehlmann was like most men--he found shopping boring
and preferred to get in and out right away. 

Equally
unfortunately, Mrs. Muehlmann was like most womenƒþ"she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Muehlmann received the following letter from her local
Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Muehlmann, 

Over
the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban
both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Muehlmann are
listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking. 

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women'
s restroom. 

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.' 

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's
on layaway. 

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 

7.
September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department. 

8. September 23: When a clerk
asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone! ?' 

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror
while he picked his nose. 

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the anti-depressants were. 

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the Mission Impossible' theme. 

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels. 

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 

14.
December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least ƒþ|

15. December 23: Went into a
fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly,
'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!' 

Regards, 

Wal-Mart  ^A 



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