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----- Original Message ----- 
From: Gregory White
To: Mempho{at}yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, February 22, 2004 07:51 PM
Subject: Memphis Wrestling Opening round of Southern Title Tourney


Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous{at}startrek.net
February 21 2004
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin and Brian Teigland

The Southern Heavyweight Title tourney begins today.  The brackets for today
are as follows.
Derrick King
Tracy Smothers

Bad Boy #2
Bart Sawyer

Lifeguard Dustin Starr
Bad Boy #1

Koonta
Kevin White

Mable gets a double bye in the tourney as a result of winning the battle
royal last week and will be tagging with Jerry Lawler Vs The Sexy Assassin
#7 and Brian Christopher.

They show highlights from last week where Mable drags out Jonathan Coachman
from the WWE into the ring after Coach had interfered in the Lawler match
with Brian Christopher.

Rocky comes out and talks with Brian Teigland and he is holding the new
Southern Heavyweight Title belt.  This is the Southern Heavyweight Title
which has more prestige than any other belt except for the World's
Heavyweight Title.  The tourney starts today.


The first match of the day is Derrick King Vs Tracy Smothers.  It is a
scientific match between two faces.  Smothers does a rollup.
Winner:Tracy Smothers

The Bad boys come out.  My brother and myself have talk about this tourney.
One of us will be the Southern Champion whether you like it or not.

Bart Sawyer comes out.  I am driving down I 40 and my heart starts beating
rapidly,  You are coming to compete for the Southern Heavyweight Belt.
These Bad boys are so ugly that their mom had to have two of them.

The second match of the day is Bart Sawyer Vs Bad Boy # 1.
Winner:Bart Sawyer

Brian Christopher and the Sexy Assassin #7 come out.  Tiegland asks a
question to which Christopher starts screaming.  Hey Tiegland,Did anybody
pull your string?  I heard you.  Brian Christopher then mocks Teigland by
saying Jerry "The King" Lawler.  Shut UP!!!!! Do I Look Mad??!!!!!  Cory
then tries to say something.  I said do not say a word!!!!!!  I should be
driving in a yellow Humvee instead of my 2004 Cadillac!!!!!  The Humvee
should be mine!!!!!!!  I was screwed by Lawler,that freak of nature that
should be stocking the top shelf of a grocery store instead of wrestling and
you IDIOTS out here.  All you freeloaders want to cheer for Jerry Lawler and
King Mable!!!!!!!!  Today me and Sexy assassin will hurt you and hurt you
bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Because We don't play!!!!!!!  Everybody Shut Up!!!!!!!
The fans do a you suck chant.


The third match of the day is  Lifeguard Dustin Starr Vs Bad Boy # 1.  The
Lifeguard uses a Jelly Fish elbow off the top rope.
Winner:Lifeguard Dustin.

They announce the out of town action.
February 28 Trenton TN at the National Guard armory.
Jerry Lawler, Brian Christopher,  Shock, Kevin White, Koko Ware and Male.

coming soon
Memphis TN at the Midsouth Coliseum.
Hernando MS

Stop by UPN 30 to pick up your tickets to Memphis Wrestling,  To ensure that
everyone gets in to see live studio wrestling only 4 passes per person.
Tickets available while supplies last and you must be 18 years of age to
pick tickets up.  For Tickets Outside of the Memphis area, Designate show #
1 or show #2 & send a self addressed stamped envelope to:
MEMPHIS WRESTLING
c/o UPN 30 WLMT
2701 Union Ave.. Ext..
Memphis,TN 38112

For large groups please call 901-795-0722.


Mable and Jerry Lawler come out.  The fans sing Happy Birthday in honor of
Mable.  Lawler says that this is the perfect opportunity of what to talk
about.  Mable used to feel the same way that Brian Christopher now feels
about the fans.  It is easier to have fans on your side then against you.
Mable agrees. and Lawler says that it is easier to have Mable on my side
than to fight Mable.  Lawler then asks Mable what kind of car do you think
Brian Christopher drives?  Lawler says probably a go cart with Sexy assassin
in the glove compartment.

Kevin White comes out.  I have a tough opponent in Koonta and I will do my
darndest to advance.

Koonta comes out and says something in Ugandan to the announcers.  I can
translate it if you want.

The fourth match of the day is Koonta Vs Kevin White.  White accidentally
hits the referee.  Koonta gets a chair and Kevin kicks the chair and the
chair hits Koonta.
Winner:Kevin White

Brian Christopher comes out with Sexy assassin and gives the fans a sign.  I
can say that the sign is not very nice.  Brian Christopher argues with and
insults the fans.  Brian grabs a birthday sign for Mable and rips it up.

Lawler and Mable comes out. Lawler says that I have never seen anybody ready
to get their butt kicked so quickly.

The fifth match of the day is Jerry Lawler and Mable Vs The Sexy assassin #
7 and Mable.  The fans start a Brian sucks chant.  B.C. yells at Assassin to
kill Lawler.  During the match Mable tries to unmask the assassin on one
side and Lawler is taking care of Christopher on the other.  Some guy
dressed like the Sexy assassin runs in and hits Lawler and Christopher pins
Lawler.
Winners:Brian Christopher and The sexy assassin # 7.

Brian Christopher takes Lawler's crown and says I am the King around here
and walks off wearing Lawler's crown.

Lawler asks who is the other jerk  and they show the replay.  Mable asks to
see the replay again.
Memphis Wrestling








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Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on the Internet anytime. Check
out my new Memphis email list located at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it by sending
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