From: Rai A
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Ethel
 
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around
the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short
of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males
actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!", he
shouted in firm voice.

"Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in
her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

"OK" he said, and way Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped
out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
him.  Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable erection
in his hand.

"Oh, Good grief," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.



      

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