From: Rai A
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Jesus Is Watching You
 
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He
tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he
heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked
all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a
parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching
me?" "Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot:
"What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar.
"What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


      

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