CJ> A cliche dictionary would make a good add-on to a grammar checker,
CJ> one would think.
BS> That's such a good idea. I should think it would be easy to
BS> program and if it could be added on to the major word processing
BS> programs, it could be a real moneymaker. I wish I owned a cliche
BS> checking program.
Some of the disadvantages would be similar to those of
a grammar checker:
1) Sometimes one *wants* to use a cliche. It helps show
that a character has an unoriginal mind (though, of course, this
should be done sparingly). And the topic may be cliches, and
examples should be presented.
2) There are no hard-and-fast rules about what is a
cliche. One woman's cliche is often another woman's colorful
local idiom. Also, a cliche that has been out of circulation for
a while is no longer a cliche. My favorite example: "horny-handed
son of the soil" (for farmer) would be so new today that it would
almost certainly be hilariously misinterpreted.
Computers are not good at judgement calls.
3) One would *not* usually want the computer to suggest a
substitution. Such a substitution would either itself become a
cliche, or a straightforward phrase (such as "it rained heavily"
for "it rained cats and dogs") would remove the touch of figurative
language that the writer was probably striving for.
4) It isn't clear to me whether a previous pass-through for
grammar would be necessary. But grammatical permutations will
increase the dictionary's overhead (rain cats and dogs, will rain
c & d, had rained c & d, etc.).
A previous pass-through to check spelling would be needed,
though. The dictionary wouldn't pick up "rian c & d." It's
doubtful whether the troika of spelling, grammar and cliche checker
would flag "rain cat and dog."
5) It would have to be updated quite often--at least once
a year. In this age of electronic media, cliches and catch phrases
can spread within a week. Remember "Make my day?" "Where's the
beef?"
As with the other two electronic tools, a cliche dictionary
can make atrocious writing much better. Yet for professional-level
writing, there can be no substitute for knowledgeable, seasoned
judgment. As we all know, the ms will have to be proofed by eye
and hand afterward anyway.
--- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 [NR]
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