-=> Quoting Rich Veraa to Jan Chandler <=-
 RV> In a message to Rich Veraa, Jan Chandler wrote:
 
 RV> Male: I need a new car.
 RV> Female: I think I ought to get a new car.
 
 JC> It gets worse:
 
 JC>  Woman thinks:   Mmm good!  I'd like to have some fun with him! 
 JC>  Woman says to friend:    Me?  Go out with him?  Never!!!
 RV> You got it on that one, but:
 RV> Man thinks:  What a broad!  I wish I knew her.
 RV> Man says to friend:  See that broad?  I'm fucking her.
  
  ROTFALMAO!!!  
  I can't top that!
  Jan C. 
... "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
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