Hello Cindy,

>LL>The first thing Alice came across was a jar labeled "ORANGE
>LL>MARMALADE." But it was empty.  Surely there must have been a reason
>LL>why.

>LL>Before she found the glass box and ate the cake, Alice drank a bottle
>LL>marked only as "DRINK ME", not really knowing what the
contents were.
>LL>Of course, being a very wise little girl, Alice read very carefully
>LL>and noticed the bottle was NOT marked "poison" before
she tasted it.
>LL>Finding it to be a very nice flavor of cherry-tart, she finished off
>LL>the entire contents.

>LL>"What a curious feeling!" said Alice.  "I must be
shutting up like a
>LL>telescope."

>LL>And so it was indeed: she was now only ten inches high...

CH> :) Where were you when I needed you on this stuff 

Your talking about somebody who was very much into playing practical
jokes on just about everybody.  But that was my younger self.  My much
younger self.  :)

Go to a dollar store, and buy a cheap alarm clock.  On Sunday, go
to a local church.  Doesn't matter what denomination.  Be sure to
get there before anybody else.  Set the alarm to go off when the
priest or minister is giving his/her sermon.  Strategically place
the alarm underneath a pew, or somewhere far away from yourself
where it will not easily be spotted.  When alarm clock goes off,
act as surprised as everybody else.  Watch the mayhem develop.
Do not expect to retrieve the alarm clock.  :)

--Lee


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