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from: rai_y_day{at}yahoo.com.au
date: 2009-11-26 20:47:28
subject: Should Children Witness Child Birth?

From: Dragon lite
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Should Children Witness Child Birth?


Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house
Was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a
Flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the
Baby.
      
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and
After a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his
Little feet and spanked him on his bottom Connor began to cry. The
paramedic Then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr
old what she Thought about what she had just witnessed
       
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first Place .......spank his butt again!'

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.



     
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