From: Rai A
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Santa Pickup Lines

I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly.

I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer.

That is NOT a candy cane in my pocket and I AM glad to see you.

Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.

I got your stocking stuffer right here.

Giddy-up over here and say "Howdy" to your fat, bearded cowboy of love.

After checking my list I'm making you twice.


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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