From: Dragon lite 
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      * Summer Classes for Men at *
               * THE *
        *ADULT LEARNING CENTER *

    * REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED *
   * by Friday, August **17**th 2008 *
* NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL *
* OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO *
     * 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM *

* Class 1 *

*How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. *

*Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. *

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* Class 2 **

* The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? *
* Round Table Discussion.

* Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. *

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* Class 3 *

* Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. *
* Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. *

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* Class 4 *

* Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The
Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. *

* Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. *

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* Class 5 *

* Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. **
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM *

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* Class 6 *

* Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. *

* Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM *

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* Class 7 *

* Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum *

* Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. *

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* Class 8 *

* Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health Graphics
and Audio Tapes. *

* Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. *

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* Class 9 *

* Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. *

* Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined *

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* Class 10 *

* Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. *

* 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. *

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* Class 11 *

* Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online
Classes and role-playing *

* Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined *

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* Class 12 *

* How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation
and Breathing Techniques. *

* Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. *

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* Class 13 *

* How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Rememberin g Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. *

* Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three
nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. *

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* Class 14 *

* The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. *

* Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. *

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Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.

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