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From: Gregory White
To: Mempho{at}yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, April 17, 2004 10:50 PM
Subject: [Mempho or Memphis Wrestling] Jimmy Hart, Shock and Money Inc. beat
up some fans


Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous{at}Earthlink.net
4/17/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin and Brian Teigland

The show opens with Cory in a neck brace sitting with Brian Teigland at the
desk.  Brian mentions at how they had the end of last week's show taken over
by thugs.  Brian asks how Cory's week has been.  Cory says that it has been
rough with rehab and all.  They show highlights from last week where Money
Inc. and Jimmy Hart beat up and piledrive Cory which is the smash of the
week.  Cory says he watched the tape over and over again and that he called
Jerry Lawler and said that you need to take care of these guys because they
are going nuts.  They have Jerry Lawler on the phone.  Lawler says that
Jimmy Hart has been acting like a complete idiot lately.  I heard all about
you challenge Jimmy Hart with you wanting to put up my Titles against the
jacket that I have.  Jimmy Hart you have a deal.  You bring my titles down
to the Coliseum and I bring your jacket and we will have a match.  It will
be Money Inc.. against the King and a partner and I have had to make a few
phone calls to find a partner.  I promise that I will win and I will still
cut up the jacket.  I made a call to a man bigger than Money Inc. and
yourself put together and he will be at the Midsouth Coliseum.  I have faced
this man many times over the years and my partner will be none other than
Road Warrior Animal.


Doug Gilbert comes out with a baseball bat and to We will Rock you.  Cory I
know that you are having trouble with moving your neck around.  People like
Bill Dundee more than me Doug Gilbert.  Doug Gilbert is standing up for the
first family.  You may say that Jimmy Hart is suspended.  Doug Gilbert is
taking care of Jimmy Hart's and Money Inc. business starting now.

The first match of the day is Doug Gilbert vs. Jason Reed.  Piledriver by
Gilbert.
Winner:Doug Gilbert.
Bill Dundee then runs Gilbert off and checked on Jason Reed.

Bill Dundee.  I kind of feel sorry for your neck Cory.  If I did not get
Jimmy Hart excited over nothing then Jimmy Hart would of not brought in
those two guerrillas.  Doug Gilbert I know that these people are gonna
scream a little more louder for me than for you.  see this.  I am gonna hand
out 20 belts to 20 people to use against you.  They are gonna be lumberjacks
around the ring and if you try to get out they will whip the tar out of you
until you get into the ring and I will beat you 123.  You are great wrestler
and come from a great wrestling family but so does Bill "Superstar" Dundee.
You are gonna get the whooping of your life and I will pin you 123.






MEMPHIS SLAM JAM
presented by
MEMPHIS WRESTLING
Friday April 23, 2004
8:00PM
10 big matches with Triple Main Event
XWF Ladies Title match
Christi Ricci(champion) vs. WWE Diva

XWF Cruiserweight Title match
Kid Kash(champion) vs. Derrick King

I Quit Match
Koko Ware with Jimmy Hart vs. Kevin White with Mr. White

Fans Lumberjack Match
Bill "Superstar" Dundee vs. "Dangerous" Doug Gilbert

TV Title match
"Too Sexy" Brian Christopher(champion)  vs. WWEs Maven

Southern Heavyweight Title match
King Mable(champion) vs. WWEs Rodney Mac with Jimmy Hart


Lights Out Match
Non-Sanctioned Falls count Anywhere
Money INC. with Jimmy Hart vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler and Road Warrior
Animal

Tickets go on Sale April 1, 2004
Ticket prices are:
$10.00 Balcony
$15.00 Risers & Loge
$30.00 Ringside
(With the purchase of a ringside seat you will receive a commemorative CD)
Box office hours are noon to 5pm M-F and 10am-2pm Sat.
We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, Am. Express & Cash
Or, if you prefer, you can call Ticketmaster {at} 901-525-1515, go online {at}
http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/911655/  , or visit any Ticketmaster
outlet.



On Thursday April 22 on ABC 24 Memphis will be a 30 minute Slam Jam Special
starting at 11:30 p.m.



They have Jimmy Hart with Money Inc. in a taped interview done outdoors
someplace with them holding the titles with Bain behind Hart's left with the
AWA belt should and Money Mike behind his right Shoulder with the World's
Unified belt.  You know Lawler, you know that you could of made a deal with
me.  You tried to embarrass Jimmy Hart by doing an interview with HHH about
how I had to stand in line to an autograph and you had Shawn Michaels lie
for you.  You made a mistake when you made a phone call to Road Warrior
Animal and asked him to be your partner.  You know he is big tough and hard
to bluff but I don't have to bluff anymore when I have these guys.  Money
Mike, Lawler We are going to get the jacket back and keep the belts and we
are gonna dump them.  Bain,  Lawler you better step up to the plate with
Animal because at the Coliseum  you may get this AWA belt back.  Hart,
remember when you through my gold record off the Mississippi River bridge?
After the matches and we win back the belts and win the jacket we will drive
over to this bride.  Jimmy Hart pints out and they show the newer bridge
over the Mississippi river in Memphis.  we will throw the belts in the dirty
muddy Mississippi water.  I will laugh and say that this is the greatest day
of my life baby and Jimmy Hart starts laughing evilly.

Koko Ware comes out.  Cory introduces Koko.  Koko says if you don't shut up
then you will have neck problems again.  You suspended my Manager Jimmy
Hart?  Cory then confirms it.  Somebody else tried to ban Jimmy Hart and now
he is in Canada.  This is a little sample and I will show you a little I
quit match next of what Kevin White will be getting.

The second match of the day is Tracy Smothers vs. Koko ware.  Koko chokes
Smothers with the chain.  Koko starts a pin but does not complete the pin.
Koko chokes Smothers.  Kevin White makes the save.
Winner:via dq Koko Ware.
Koko then says that Kevin jumped him from behind.  Koko then calls Kevin
white and Kevin runs Koko out of the ring area.

Kevin White then speaks.  You can bet any amount of money you want.  I will
never say that I quit. Koko Ware  you deserve respect you did sell out the
Madison Square Garden and Wrestlemania but this is now and I am involved.  I
will never say I quit and you will get the beating of your life.

Derrick King then comes out.  It will be me against Kid Kash for the XWF
Cruiserweight belt.  I can think of no better place for it then at the
Midsouth Coliseum.  Kid Kash comes out with the Cruiserweight belt and with
Christi Ricci who has the XWF Ladies belt.  Ricci,  I have something to say.
So you are gonna bring me in against a WWE diva.  wow, I am really scared.
I will take on anyone anywhere.  I will walk in with the XWF belt and out
with the XWF belt.  Kid Kash,  lets talk about the conspiracy of the weak.
I mean suspending Jimmy Hart from this building.  Jimmy Hart will be by his
champions side of the XWF.  so they best thing if you don't like it stay
home.  This goes for you Derrick Doe.  I will not call you Derrick King
because you are nobody to me.  you are a like a person they find dead on the
street with no name, Derrick Doe.  You bring yourself to the Coliseum boy.
Derrick King then replies, you better not worry about calling me anything
because the next thing you better be calling me better be the XWF champion.
Kid then says nothing will happen boy.  They get in shoving match and
Derrick enters the ring.

Mable comes out with the Southern belt.  The fans do a Mable chant.  You are
gonna hear that at the Midsouth Coliseum Friday night.  Rodney you think
that you are a big tough man but you have never met a WWE King of the Ring
winner before.  I am King Mable.  They have Rodney in front of a OVH banner.
This Friday,  we are going for the Southern Heavyweight Championship of the
world.  One of the biggest Titles known in the business.  I am coming at you
with everything I got so get ready big man.  I know that you eat a lot so
bag a lunch.  I am coming to your hometown , your backyard.  Rodney then
howls. Mable then continues.  When Rodney was first in the WWE he had his
five minute white boy challenge.  He beat about 50 white guys on Monday
Night Raw but that shows his experience because you cannot beat every white
wrestler in five minutes like beating the undertaker like I have.  you
should have a black man challenge, 5 minute giant black man challenge one
that you will not win.  You are coming into the asylum the Midsouth Coliseum
and the people will boo you out of the building.

The third match of the day is the Sexy Assassins #6 and #7 vs. Mable.  Mable
slams the Sexy Assassin # 7.
Winner:Mable.

Brian Christopher comes out with the UPN TV title trophy.  Cory mentions
that Brian will be facing Maven and Brian Christopher confirms it.  I heard
you calling me a young man. Young Man!!!! I AM THE MAN!!!!!  because I have
that Cory!!! he points to the trophy.  I have some good news and some bad
news.  Some fans shouts out the bad news is that you have bad breath which
brings out giggles from the fans and a frown from Brian Christopher.  The
bad News is that freak of nature has cheated my home boys the Sexy Assassins
out of a match.  You saw it, Cory.  Cory then asks what the good news is.
Brian then says the good news is that I just saved a lot of money on my car
insurance by switching to Geicho. which brings some laughs.  I can come out
here and do stuff like that because I am not worried about Tough Enough
Winner Maven.  You think that I am scared.  I ain't scared!!!!!!This Man's
man don't get scared.  I will stomp a Mudhole in Maven's.  You know what I
will say next Cory?  I am gonna walk it dry Baby!!!!!  After that it will be
the last time you see me because the WWE will hire me back.  It is a done
deal.  Big deal you gotta wear that flea collar for another week.
Christopher then laughs.

The fourth match of the day is Brian Christopher vs. Johnny Dodston.  Brian
gets a bloody nose during the match and has a fit and wipes some of the
blood on the referee Jerry Calhoun.  Brian Christopher wins with a rollup
and pulled the tights to which everyone if given a view of Dodston's crack
which if blurred out.  The match is very good.
Winner: Brain Christopher.

They have Jerry Lawler with Sgt. Slaughter in a video interview.  Lawler,
Every week I am in the WWE and a WWE Superstar is upset in the way you
obtained the autograph for the jacket.  Jerry asks Sarge how Hart got him to
sign the jacket. Slaughter, Hart you slime, you sleazeball , telling me that
some kid had cancer that you are putting it on Ebay to give the money to
give to the kid. Hart was selling it for $25,000.  Lawler, you knew what
Jimmy Hart was going to do with the money and that is stick it in his
pocket.  Slaughter, You know what I would like you to do cut out around the
names and throw them to the fans. Lawler, that is what exactly I will do.
This will be the greatest day of my life.  How many time Sarge have you
heard Jimmy Hart say that?  It will be the worse day of your life, Hart.
Slaughter says that you will never see that jacket again and that's an
order.

They have Road Warrior Animal on the phone.  Lawler, I will be glad to be
your partner at the
Coliseum.  Hart you are in no shape for the Road Warriors.  We know that
Hawk and Myself owe you for making a song for us but we have also crossed
paths.  we did not get our names by beating nobodies we faces great champs
in the past like Jerry Lawler and Austin Idol.  we are gonna face you down
for the first time I will partner up with the King.  We will show Money Inc.
what rough and tough is all about like what Memphis is used to seeing.

They have Hollywood out in a black Jimmy Hart loves midgets t shirt.  Cory
asks Hollywood about his match with another midget.  Hollywood,  They are
bringing in a big midget from Chicago that is fine but I want to talk about
Jimmy Hart a little bit.  I know he has something to do with the midget
match.  Jimmy Hart tried out for the world's smallest wrestler but was too
ugly.  Money Inc. comes out with beating up the Lifeguards and throw them in
the ring and beats them.  Jimmy Hart throws Hollywood in the ring and Shock
joins the beating.  Hart and Shock starts to cut Hollywood's hair.  they
drag one of the fans at ringside into the ring and start beating him.  His
friend some woman with a purse tries to save him is dragged into the ring
and they start beating her and throw her out the ring.  Guy Coffee comes out
and they drag him outside and start beating him.  They beat up the referee.
Hart orders all the fans out.  They show the carnage in the ring and the
fans being escorted out of the studio.  Cory expresses concern about the
fans safety.  Hart then tells Maclin to get out.  This is our show baby!!!!!
Brian leaves and Jimmy says that the camera man better get out.  Jimmy Hart
holding the mike saying it looks like this is our show before we tear this
place up.  Money Inc. throws one of the cameras on the ground breaking and
starts beating up one of the Camera men.  They show Brian Teigland and Cory
outside.  Jimmy asks where the other camera is.  Shock destroys the Memphis
wrestling sign.   and they destroy the set.  LAWLER,YOU RIPPED ME OFF!!!!!
Hart starts screaming.  Bring on Hawk and Lawler we have everyone!!!!!!! It
looks like this is our show.

Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on UPN Mississippi at  9 PM every
Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
located at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it
by sending a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.



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Watch Memphis
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internet via  http://www.kinglawler.com/memphistv.html  at any hour of the
day.



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Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on UPN Mississippi at  9 PM every
Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
located at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it
by sending a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.




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