From: Roy McNeill (kmc93089{at}bigpond.net.au)



1: Why do hens lay eggs?

2: How long do chickens work?

3: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison
ivy?

4: Why did the chicken cross the muddy road, and not come back?

5: What kind of tree does a chicken come from?


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Answers:

1: If they dropped them, they'd break!

2: Around the cluck!

3: You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours.

4: She didn't want to be a dirty double crosser.

5: A poul-tree.

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