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date: 2008-09-16 17:19:28
subject: .Top Ten Reasons Cyclone Season Is Like Christmas!.

From: Dragon lite 
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*Top Ten Reasons Cyclone Season Is Like Christmas!*

Number Ten:
Decorating the house (with plywood).

Number Nine:
Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

Number Eight:
Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

Number Seven:
Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.

Number Six:
Family coming to stay with you.

Number Five:
Family and friends from out of state calling you.

Number Four:
Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

Number Three:
Days off from work.

Number Two:
Candles.

And the Number One reason Cyclone Season is like Christmas:
At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!


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