->  JH> they have a compressed air canon setup, and fire an actual
->  JH> piece of "2x4" lumber of set size and weight to
impact the door or
->  JH> window at a specified velocity.  The door or shutter may be
->  JH> damaged, but it passes if it is not breached.

->  JB> some company making a very fast train locomotive borrowed the setup,
->  JB> but on testing their mockup it they discovered that the chicken smashed
->  JB> theought the windscreen an embedded itself in the rear bulkhead, they
->  JB> asked for help

->  JB> they got a three word response
->  JB>   Thaw the chicken.

-> ROFLMAO!
-> Well, we're all human, and sometimes it is fun to have a chuckle when we
-> realize that others, even scientific testing types, also sometimes make
-> mistakes.

 Thee are several Variations of that one. The one I liked best was about
a British Airline Company doing the Testing after picking up the ides
form the Amercians.
OR I guess nowadays we should change it to the French!!! :-)  :-)  :-)
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