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echo: aust_avtech
to: Bob Lawrence
from: Niels Petersen
date: 1996-10-05 21:08:14
subject: Still alive (just)

Hi bob

 >> What a lousy excuse.

 >  NP> I was too weak after continuous wild nights with a 22 year old
 >  NP> nymphomaniac. Any better ??

 >   That's a *much* better excuse! It's no wonder you're ruined.

It's the best way to die that I can think of.

 >   I thought a continuous belt was wild nights with a 22 year old
 > nymphomaniac.

The 22 year old nympho said that an endless belt was a weekend with an
aircraft carrier crew.


 >> I'll make sure I add a few insults especially for you... I'll try
 >> to think up something really awful.

 >  NP> It would probably only be close to reality.

 >   In that case I'll insult your dog... Lady Hairy Petersen de PAL.

She just read that and said she was going to Sydney, tie you to you
computer chair and then fart right under it.    Your DOOMED !!!!

Even the 12" extraction fan in my office can't cope her excees wind.

Niels

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