From: Rai A
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Who Put The Dog Out ...

 
A couple was going out for the evening.
 
They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when
the taxi arrives.
 
However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house.
 
They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi
while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
 
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to
the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
mother."
 
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
 
"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid b!tch was hiding
under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come
out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and
biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!
 
She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
 
The silence in the cab was deafening.
  
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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.



      

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