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echo: coffee_klatsch
to: BOB KLAHN
from: Lee Lofaso
date: 2007-05-29 19:54:00
subject: billyboiled

Hello Bob,

>BK>I have to read this before I even have breakfast? A breakfast of
>BK>Raisin Bran and Jimmy Dean sausage croissants?

>LL>You don't want to know what I ate for breakfast.

BK>You were never so right!

I'll spare you.  :)

>BK>Uh... ever think of the pains of envy you may be inflicting on
>BK>people?

>LL>Expand your horizons.  Eat some fried grits.

BK>Evil person.

Grits are good.
Hamburger is better.
But only if secret
ingredient is used.

>BK>You are evil... evil...

>LL>Nah.  That's my evil twin.  Not me.  :)

BK>You are your evil twin.

Gotta keep him happy.  Otherwise, bad things happen.
Well, not too bad.  Depending on the time of day.

>BK>Do they mail order those biscuits? Ok, I know, wouldn't work...

>LL>You gotta have biscuits when eating grits.  And eggs.  But
>LL>not just any kind of biscuits.  It's gotta be those
>LL>Southern-style homecooked biscuits.  Know what I mean?

BK>No, but that I'll accept.

Biscuits come in handy for making small hamburgers.

>BK>But I had to ask.

>LL>Ask me no questions, I tell you no lies.

BK>Umph... (sound of hand being held over mouth.)

Gotta make really thin hamburger patties when using biscuits as buns.

>BK>Even the beans sound good, and I would not normally eat beans
>BK>for breakfast.

>LL>Cold white beans on bread, toast or biscuits makes for a
>LL>great breakfast.  Trust me.  I know.  And don't forget
>LL>about the grits. Especially fried grits.

BK>Evil person.

Grits and hamburger go quite well together.

>LL>Okay, okay.  So you don't know how to make fried grits.  In

BK>And I'm so grateful about that.

That's okay.  There's always hamburger.  Homer Simpson's favorite.

--Lee


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