>  ML> the 4000 range. Okay, to a purist the Town Car
>  ML> probably didn't qualify as a Lincoln, but it
> Don't see why not. The Town Car was a model line of full-size luxury 
> sedans marketed by the Lincoln division of FoMoCo from 1981 to 2011. 

500 lb on a person would register on my
screen. On a car, not so much.

> Its name derives from a limousine body style. A car with a massive 

So being in a belligerent mood, I Googled
the trunk spaces, and the Linc had 17.9 cu
ft, and the Mazda 14.7. Oddly, her former
car, a Beemer, had over 16. None of these,
I suspect, would be classified as a compact.

> trunk, huge rear seat and enough hip room to allow three across seating. 
> Try that with your Mazda 6.

Depends on your three!

>  ML> Ron's Plaice. He also had a terrible though
>  ML> abundant sense of humor, see below.
> I call that type of humour "sophomoric".

I'm afraid that if Ron is still with us, his humor
would be about the same, and it would be called
"senior."

> ... Q - What's the range of a viola? A - 50 feet if kicked sufficiently hard.

If the thing were teed up properly beforehand.

Toast
categories: historical, hangover remedy
serving: 1

1 ts butter
2 ts Worcester sauce
2 ts orange juice
1 pn cayenne
1 oz port
1 sl hot fresh made toast

In the top of a double boiler, melt the butter.
Stir in the liquid ingredients. Soak the toast
in this mixture.

Original: If the flavour of the anchovy be
disagreeable, let the patient try the 
following toast, which is similar to that
used with wildfowl. Melt a pat of butter over
hot water, stir in a dessertspoonful of
Worcester sauce, the same quantity of orange
juice, a pinch of cayenne, and about half a 
wine-glassful of old port. Soak the toast in
this mixture. The virtues of old port as a
restorative cannot be too widely known.

Edward Spencer, Cakes and Ale