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from: kmc93089{at}bigpond.net.au
date: 2009-05-29 14:40:56
subject: cat jokes again (written by a woman)

From: Roy McNeill
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which
answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every
morning, a parrot which swears every afternoon, and a cat that comes home
late at night. (Marie Corelli)

God made the cat, so that we might know the pleasure of embracing the Lion.

If there were a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for
the purr.  (Barbara L. Diamond)

To err is human, to purr is feline.



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