From: Rai A
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Sailors, Lions & Blondes
 
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a
good looking older Retired Submarine Sailor in his mid-sixties and the
other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or
you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants
to try out first?" 


The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the
whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to
snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws
open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. 

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body
for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. 

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
display like that in my life." He then turns to the older Submarine
Sailor and asks, "Can you top that?" 

 
The Old Submariner replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the
way."


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.



      

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