From: Rai A
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Redneck Hunter 
 
A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to
the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can 
help. First, lets make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a
shot is heard...

 The hunter says, "OK, now what?" 


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.

  



      

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