From: Rai A
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John O'Reilly's Toast

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer, saying, "Here's to spending the rest
of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told Mary, his wife, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night." 

She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?" John said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." 

"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies. The man
chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with
a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only
been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him
by the ears to make him come."



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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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