>  ML> that stopped, and I found out on my way to the restroom that
>  ML> some big guy had monopolized their fancy, showing off his Super
>  ML> Bowl rings. I had and have no idea who he was.
> Another jocks vs musicians tale... back in the 70's at a popular NYC
> bar a couple of musicians were chatting up two gorgeous models over
> drinks when a handsome athlete sat down at the next table and turned
> on the charm. Within minutes both girls left with him. The jock was
> Broadway Joe Namath and the two musicians who lost out were a couple

As far as I could tell an unattractive SOB.
Never saw what the appeal of someone with
a face, figure, and personality like that
would be, but then I never figured out what
anyone saw in me either.

> of guys named Mick Jagger and Keith Richards.

As far as I could tell unattractive SOBs too.

>       Title: Chicken And Almond Rissoles with Stir-Fried Vegetables

More potatoes and protein -

Shepherd's pie
categories: celebrity, main
servings: 6 to 8

3 lb potatoes, "Tumbling Diced" 
1 Tb butter 
salt and pepper to taste 
2 lb ground beef 
2 lg onions, chopped 
2 lg carrots, grated 
12 oz cn beef stock 
1 Tb cornstarch 

Place potatoes in large saucepan; cover with water.
Bring to boil, reduce heat, simmer until tender.
Drain. Using electric mixer or whisk, mash potatoes
and butter. Season with salt and pepper. Set aside.

Heat large skillet. Add beef and onions. Season
with salt and pepper. Add carrots and stock. Mix in
cornstarch, cook 10 min. Pour meat mixture into pie
dish and top with mashed potatoes. Place under
broiler until potatoes begin to turn brown.

Attributed to Keith Richards by Blue Lena (2002) and
subsequently others. There are similar versions that
use up to double the liquid, add peas or corn and
diced sweet potatoes, and so on.