From: Rai A
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A Blonde In The Lutheran Church

       
      An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is
a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did
this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.' No
one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory Now stand and confess your transgression.'
       
      Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a
body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed
and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets.' The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the
congregation roared.


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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