As we all know, the best form of defence is attack...

BG> Why the fuck didn't you tell me that I needed to change my
BG> address in Binkley to pick up mail for address 3:640/305.9
BG> instead of 3:711/934.18?

You stupid nincompoop!  I told you the address was going to have
a quick death.  I also neglected not to mention that you shouldn't
hold your breath for 30 minutes straight whilst reading your
email during the conversion.  Did you really want me to tell you
to watch out for Ninjas in your bathroom?  BFN.  Paul.
@EOT:

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