.. One fine day, Keith waffled to Dieter..

 Hello Keith,

 BG> think of me when they see such things?  I really have no idea myself.
 
 DM>  Neither do I :-)

 KR> i think that it is because i heard that his first wife ran off with a
 KR> poker machine mechanic  (:

 That's OK - the version that I found had the word poker crossed 
 out, and VCR inscribed in its place....

 KR> so you are a closet penthouse reader. 
 
 I do not read penthouses in closets. Workshops, may be.
 
 KR> i found the cartoon when
 KR> cleaning the filing cabinet at work of the arsewipe who did the job
 KR> before me's junk. the mag was carefully inserted in an envelope and
 KR> stuffed down the back. i had to check that he hadn't committed a
 KR> security breach by bringing it on site. having met his wife, i can see
 KR> why he doesn't keep penthouse at home (:

 The place where I used to work was the clearing house for 
 Penthouse, Playboy, Mayfair, and a dozen other lewd magazines. 
 This is where they put the plastic wrap and address details on.
 
 Needless to say, some mags get caught in the machinery, and were 
 not fit for post.
 
 We just tended to glance through these rejects as we wandered 
 by, and with the flying cat, Bill's cat fanaticism immediately 
 came to mind :-)
 
 BTW, we also had a "hand-job" line where ladies of indeterminable 
 age placed those strategic black dots on the more graphical 
 depictions. A quick blast with the hot-air gun soon removed 
 these obstacles :-)
 
 Dieter
 

... "Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
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