Well, it's been 8 minutes into my birthday so far, and I just
checked, and NOT ONE of you mealy-mouthed maggots has sent me
a message saying "happy birthday" yet!  I'm 28 now, and I have
a theory that says because leap years occur every 4 years, and
there's an extra day each year normally, which puts numbers out
by 1 in 7, that if you times 4 * 7, this is mathematically the 
worst that it could be to get a perpetual calendar-cycle.  I'm
not sure what the maths behind it is, but anyway, I was born on
Father's Day, and it's father's day again, and if it was good
enough for Joan of Arc, then it's good enough for me too!
Have I called you faggots mealy-mouthed maggots yet?  [simulated
check]  Yep.  Ok, have a nice Fuhrer's Day.  BFN.  Paul.
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