Hi! All,

Lynn and Ruth were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity
House.  Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail
pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Ruth, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing
those nails away?'  Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Ruth got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't
defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

Cheers,
Paul.

... I don't speak for anybody but myself - that's enough trouble.
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