From: Rai A
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1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. 
   (Kelly, age 6)
                        

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)  


3) If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island. 
   If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
   (Wayne, age 7)


4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
   Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.
   (Kylie, age 6)


5)  A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its
    head. (Billy, age 8)
                                       

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a
   woman and pots and comes back with crabs.
   (Millie, age 6)

                                             
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
   to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow
   the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My
   brother said they would have been better off eating
   beans.   (William, age 7)
                      

8) Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are
   beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on
   earth do mermaids get pregnant? 
   Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
                     

9) I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
   is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my
   big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think
   what to write. (Amy, age 6)
                                           

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric
    eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves
    under the sea where I think they have to plug
    themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)


11) When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and
    it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
                               
      
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
    Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on
    each other. (Becky, age 8)


13) On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
    she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
    because water fired right up her fanny.
    (Julie, age 7)
                    
                                                          
14) The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish 
    don't drown I don't know.
    (Bobby, age 6)
                                                                           
                                                                
15) My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the
    ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor
    and married my mom.
    (James, age 7) 



      

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