From: Dragon lite
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The TAXATION DEPARTMENT decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the
Taxation Office.


The Taxation Office Auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with
his solicitor.


The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money
gambling. I'm not sure the Taxation Department finds that believable.'


I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'


The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'


Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'


The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'


Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.


Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'


Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.


Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.


The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with
Grandpa's solicitor as a witness. He starts to get nervous.


'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand
dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that
wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'


The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he
agrees again.


Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he
strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the
other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.


The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss
into a huge win.


But Grandpa's own solicitor moans and puts his head in his hands.


'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.


'Not really,' says the solicitor. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd
been summoned for an audit, he bet me fifty thousand dollars that he could
come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'


Don't Mess with Old People!! 
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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


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