Rod Gasson wrote in a message to Dieter Mirbach:

 DM> THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

 DM> 10.  Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just
 DM>      friends.
 DM> 9.  Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to
 DM>     douche that way.
 DM> 8.  I think hairy butts are really sexy.
 DM> 7.  Hey, get a whiff of that one.
 DM> 6.  Please don't throw out that old T-shirt, the holes in the
 DM>     armpits are too cute.
 DM> 5.  This diamond is way too big.
 DM> 4.  I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to
 DM>     swallow.
 DM> 3.  Wow, it really is 14 inches.
 DM> 2.  Does this make my butt look too small?
 DM> 1.  I'm wrong, you must be right again.

 RG> Hey, I must be onto a really good thing...  Gaelyne is guilty of
 RG> saying 8 out of the 10.   (I'll let you decide which 8)

All except 5 and 1


Vicki


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