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You might have seen this before , but it's still funny!
 

 How do they survive? 
     I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW THESE PEOPLE....


    


    


   ONE


    


       Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at
the counter. " You don't?" I replied. "We only have six,
nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen
nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my
head and ordered six McNuggets.


    


    


   TWO


    


      I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with a few items and the
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of
those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed
it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking it
all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code
she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her
"I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She
said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no
clue to what had just happened.


    


   THREE


    


     A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing,
she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit
card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."


    


   FOUR


    


     I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't
get into my car. Do you think they(pointing to a distant convenience store)
would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an
alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she
answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk."


    


   FIVE


    


   Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last
remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
make five "blank" copies.


    


   SIX


    


    I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister."
I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set
the "Cruise Control" and then went in the back to make a tuna
sandwich.


    


   SEVEN


    


    My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of
a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with
their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch
banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of
my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"


    


   EIGHT


    


    Police in Radnor, Pa. , interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling
the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect
confessed.


    


   NINE


    


    A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants, the dispatcher
tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother
says, I just gave him some ant killer.....Dispatcher: Rush him in to
Emergency!


    


   "Life is Tough.        It's Tougher if you're Stupid."





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