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from: BILL KOPPELMANN
date: 1998-03-25 22:46:00
subject: true fats--humor

     True Facts
           Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear
           better.
Coca-cola was originally green.
Every day more
           money is printed for Monopoly than for  the US
                      Treasury
           Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one
           olive from each salad served first class:     $40,000
           Percentage of Africa that is wilderness:  28
           Percentage of North America that is wilderness:  38
           Barbie's measurements if she were life size:  39-23- 33
           Percentage of American men who say they would marry the
           same woman if  they had it to do all over again: 80
           Percentage of American women who say they would marry the
           same man: 50
Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or
                       separation: 58
           Percentage of women who say they are happier:  85
           Average number of people airborne over the US any given
           hour:  61,000.
           Average life span of a major league baseball:  7 pitches.
           Percentage of bird species that are monogamous:   90
           Percentage of mammal species (including humans!!) that are
                      monogamous: 3
           Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved:  1 in 7
           Portion of land in the US owned by the government: 1/3 Only
           food that does not spoil:  honey
Only bird that can fly
           backwards:  Hummingbird
Only continent without reptiles or
           snakes: Antarctica
Only animal besides human that can get
           sunburn:  Pig
Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to
           look for water.
An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away
           with it.
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb
           trees.
Polar bears are left-handed.
Intelligent people have
           more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest
           parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in
                       1910.
           The youngest pope was 11 years old.
           Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.
           Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
           Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.
Your nose and ears never stop growing.
Hot water is heavier than cold.
They have square watermelons in Japan...they stack
           better.
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any
           other nation.
There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of
                    the year.
           Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per
           year.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not
           downstairs.
Men get hiccups more often than woman.
           Armadillos can be housebroken.
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