>  > > Or do something anatomically impossible? In another week this whole mess
>  > > will be over (written on Nov 2)
> 
>  > Sam Hall was never satisfied!
> 
>  RH> He only had one [election] ball, right?
> 
> I dunno about Sam Hall. 

Old British pub tune that's... a hair smutty.  

>       Title: Dirty Dave's Spicy Meatballs
>  Categories: Five, Pork, Cheese, Breads, Vegetables
>       Yield: 24 Meatballs
>  
>       2 lb Hot Italian sausage

I've seen similar served as hors d'oervres.  The brits coat them in bread
crumbs to keep all the fat where it belongs.