DS>>>> And a well-qualified crew they are...when conscious and sober.

 SM>>> *Sigh*... and nout a wee chore ait ais, keepin' them outta ma private
 SM>>> store of single malt.

 BF>> Grants isn't a single malt, just an ordinary blended guy he is.

 SM> Who said ait was Grants? Joost bacause he's tha' C.O., ait doesn't mean I
 SM> hav'ta drink hais clan's whiskey...

Your accent reveals you.

 SM> Mind yu, tha Grants /du/ make decent single malt, they joost call it by a
 SM> different name...

Ouzo?

 BF>> We use that stuff to clean our toilets. Try that Oban one instead.

 SM> Thare's this wee liquor store ain Willow Park that's got sooch a
 SM> varietie...

If they don't have Oban they should call themself Beerhouse.

 SM> ...

I agree.

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